Today at 5:30pm wieden + kennedy's Lurpak sponsorship idents for Jamie Oliver's new show '30 Minute Meals' will be going live on Channel 4. The name might suggest that Jamie will be cooking up 30 extremely tiny meals but in fact he'll be preparing one normal-sized meal in 30 minutes each weekday for four weeks. The idea is to show people that cooking from scratch is simple and doesn't have to involve a five-hour roast. We've seen some of the episodes and he's got some amazing shortcuts in there like roast potatoes that aren't actually roasted and take ten minutes…nice.

So far we've shot six people cooking their signature dishes in their kitchen. For the first week of the show we're asking people to enter to become the next cook to feature in our idents. It's really easy and we need your help. Just go to the Lurpak Be the Cook Facebook page. Or www.lurpak.co.uk

Upload a picture or video of yourself in your kitchen with your favourite meal (no puddings please) and tell us a bit about yourself. You and your cooking could end up on TV.

If, like me, you have nothing to do but quaff champagne and sit in your wing-backed leather chair in your walnut-panelled corner office reading Campaign you'll see on the front page this morning that the main
story is 'Adland hit as billings collapse'.

'BBH, Ogilvy and Wieden + Kennedy among the worst affected according to 2009 Nielsen figures'

The article says:

Following a year in which figures
from The Nielsen Company show scarce instances of billings growth, even
Abbott Mead Vickers BBDO and McCann Erickson – which held their
positions as number one and number two respectively – saw billings drop by £39.2m and £48.6m, compared with final 2008 figures.

BBH took the biggest knock of the top
20 agencies. Its slide of almost 25% wiped £59.1m off its 2008 billings
and pulled it down the rankings from fourth to 11th. Ogilvy slipped
four places to 13 with a £31.3m billings decrease, while Wieden &
Kennedy dropped six to 31 with a 41% billings fall.

As they say – pause, review, reflect…

These figures measure billings (what
clients spend on media). Not revenue (what clients actually pay us).
They only measure UK billings, whereas most of what we do now at W+K London is
international.

The truth is that in 2009 we grew. We
lost no clients and we won pitches including Nestea, Fairtrade,
Lactofree and COI underage drinking. Yes, most of our clients reduced
their media spend. This is mainly because of the recession, also partly
because dramatic changes in
media and technology are diverting spend away from the 'above the line'
media media measured by Nielsen and into owned and earned media.

Yes, many of our clients did cut
fees in 2009. But the truth is that overall, our revenue (fee income)
increased in 2009 over 2008, and our 2009 profit also actually
increased vs. 2008. We did not, unlike many of our competitors, make
sweeping redundancies. On the contrary, we are hiring. Our business,
despite challenging times, is healthy and growing. We are independent,
profitable and we have no debt. We are not worried about the
future. We are (cautiously) optimistic.As the name of this blog suggests.

And while I'm on the subject of today's
Campaign, you can read on page 2 that 'Lurpak appoints Saatchis globally
after a shoot-out against W+K London'.

Some clarification on this.

We lose nothing. We retain the UK
business, which is 70% of Lurpak's global business. Our work may also run in some markets outside the UK.

Here's what Danny Micklethwaite, Arla UK VP of marketing said to me yesterday:

"The appointment of Saatchi
has absolutely no impact on the UK. We love working with W+K and they
continue to produce brilliant work for us.

The UK represents over 70% of the global Lurpak sales and since W+K started working with us the brand has overtaken Flora to become the
number 1 brand in the category for the first time in history."

Keep the faith, true believers.