British Telly Awards last night.
We won 2 golds for Lurpak (Dairy and 60s cinema).
Gold for Nokia N8 Dot AKA 'World's smallest stop-motion animation'.
2 golds for Nike Write the Future.
Your correspondent Helen Foulder says:

We had a fun night.
The clients had fun.
We danced a lot.
Tony provided a running analysis of all the ads (like the director commentary on a DVD)
Rob Brydon made a joke about Rich and Mark.
Ray took her glasses off to go on stage.
Stu was the tallest man to collect an award.
I think we might have broken one of the awards.
Which we danced with.

Paul C also commented on the other-worldly softness of Laura McG's hands.

Congratulations, all.

Friend of Cravendale – Bertrum Thumbcat – is orchestrating a 5 day event to prove the competency of thumbcats – and show the world what they are capable of.

If you’re curious about what they can do, ask ‘Can a thumbcat…’ on FB and Twitter and Bertrum will endeavor to display the dazzling power and cunning tactical skills of the polydactyl uprising.

Questions already resolved by Bertrum and the highly skilled Agent X include:

Can a thumbcat…

Form gangs and take over the world?

Well, of course. One step ahead of you there.

Play chequers?

Yup. But chess is more his thing.

Further proof of thumbcats' superiority to follow.