Sorry, but this is one of W2O's rare bitchy posts.
It could just be me but this poster seems so badly punctuated as to be almost incomprehensible.
What is a 'lightning Jack'?
And who is 'Trembled Scary Mary'?
Surely this should have been written:
"Save me from the lightning, Jack," trembled Scary Mary as she cuddled in tight.
See, now the language is clear, it's just the idea that is apparently willfully obscure.

The first W+K London Kids' Christmas Party was a great success.