If you find yourself walking past number 16 Hanbury Street you may see a lady sitting in our shop window. Don’t be alarmed. Read on to see what it’s all about…

Here is my (Neil’s) lovely bike, parked outside our offices yesterday, chained to the lamp-post on the corner of Hanbury and Wilkes Street at about 4.00pm. I only posted the pic on this site yesterday.

By 5.00 my bike was gone. Nicked. Bastards. It has somewhat dented my enthusiasm for the neighbourhood. Other than that, I’m loving it round here.

If you’re in the area and you see someone riding around on my lovely black Trek Navigator T420 – there aren’t too many of them around – kick the villain off it and stand on their neck until the police come.