Tart Off. Bakewell Tart Off.
The day before yesterday was a very special day. It was the day of The Bakewell Tart Off. Six keen bakers brought their creations to the kitchen table for judging. There was an array of tarts, some mighty fine frangipane and not a glacier cherry in sight.
The keen six were Chris 'trial run' Groom, Paul 'my wife did not bake this' Jordan, Ryan 'the midnight baker' Fisher, Louise 'lone pudding' Hill, Sophie 'lemony confusion' Bodoh and Karen 'not tarts but slices' Jane.
The Bakewell champion was Karen Jane whose fancy icing swung the voting dramatically in her favour.
Mrs. Bakewell would be very proud.