What happens if you repair to the pub for a lengthy session to celebrate a couple of new business wins, then try to cycle home? Mick Bailey demonstrates: scabby head, broken front tooth, smashed glasses and, er, not much sympathy.

This is art director and golf rocker, Matt Gooden (aka DJ Twat), at a recent shoot in Wales.  He’s very tall, in case you were wondering.  He’s not just a little fella with a normal sized golf club.