Ian Perkins.

W+K’s christmas party was a sober affair, characterised by intellectual debate and quiet contemplation of our achievements this year. Not.
I’m afraid I have to report that it was a rowdy affair involving much strong drink and many instances of conduct unbecoming.
There was a lunch with silly hats. Not for nothing are we known as one of London’s most stylish agencies.

We all paid a visit to Satan’s grotto wherein the Lord of the Damned (Matt Gooden) gave out presents to all those who had been bad enough to deserve them.

Then it was on to 54 Commercial Street where we were entertained by The People’s Revolutionary Choir (http://www.theprc.co.uk/bio.html) and the carousing began in earnest. Recollection is hazy after this point…