Neil pushing the boat out for Stu and Groomy's leaving drinks #BurnsNightEtc

Get this week's full report with links

It's a new year and regardless of what the naysayers tell us (mainly Prince) the Internet is still working and people are still using it. So what's been happening over the past week you say? 

• Bad lip reading from the NFL. Very funny, recommended.
• A man finds A MASSIVE CHUNK OF GOLD with a metal detector. I'm considering becoming a prospector.
• Someone painted a picture of Kate Middleton and made out that she was actually 80. Then lots of people parodied it – Jesus fresco was my favourite
• It snowed a bit more
• HMV bit the dust
• Temple Run 2 came out – very addicted already, download it if you can

Take a look at the full report in all its linky goodness above to get the full, unadulterated Internet experience.

Until next week!