There's some quality stuff to be found on the Facebook page of Bertrum Thumbcat, star of our Cravendale 'Cats with thumbs' campaign. Here's a wee selection:

Dear Cravendale:
Look: I am very sweet and adorable and cute, and clearly wouldn't dream of trying to steal anyone's milk. And anyone who says I am, or, in fact, am trying to take over the world is very mean.

That Man gave me lunch. Cat food. He went out. I spiced it up a little. Konnichiwa, my friends. Ah, I love the smell of Sushi in the afternoon.

I could barely sleep (only managed two hours of nap) thinking about the possibilities of both height and travel a good goat could lend me. I have created what I believe to be a very regal mock-up, in order to impress both communities. I might title it "MY KINGDOM FOR A GOAT" in large letters underneath.

Got keys cut. Very good service at the ironmongers. Was a bit worried that they wouldn't serve me – but they took credit cards, so that was fine.
Good. These will help. The cat flap is all well and good, but try getting heavy power tools through that thing…

Thanks to my keys, I have managed to get my impressive new Stihl circular saw outside. Unfortunately, they didn't send the English instruction booklet.
Fortunately, I speak thirteen languages (not including Cat, obviously).
Let's get this show on the road.