Grab it now.

Every year, the NME give away an award to someone they describe as a ‘godlike genius’.

Someone who has done wonders for the music industry.

A gamechanger.

Past winners have included:

Ozzy Osborne.

U2.

And Shaun Ryder.

Make of that what you will.

But I have a suggestion for next year’s awards.

Patrice Wilson. 

Who?

Patrice Wilson, that’s who.

He’s the man behind Ark Music Factory.

And hit’s such as Rebecca Black’s Friday.

And Nicole Westbrook’s Thanksgiving.

Along with a host of other belters. 

The news is though. 

He’s back.

And hungry.

Hungry for Chinese Food.

My word.

He’s smashed it.