'You won't find any awards in our reception,' is what we say to visitors.

Er, except now you will, in the form of a spectacular sculpture by Ben Hughes, constructed from a bunch of gongs, trophies, geegaws and pencils awarded to the agency over the last few years. 'The Trophy Hunter' is reminiscent of depictions of the martyrdom of St Sebastian, with his torso pierced in various places by arrows. The idea is to suggest that to direct your work in the pursuit of creative awards may lead to a painful downfall.

(S)he has prominent breasts…

… and a fine set of crown jewels. Apparently the pursuit of trophies is a transgender issue.