Office Manager Ronald writes:

This morning at approximately 9.27am in reception style icon
and friend to the stars 'Shirley' was murdered.
 
She was taken from us by the cruel and nasty Tom Seymour.
 
She was casually standing in reception when Tom Seymour hacked her down with his bike, what a brute.
 
If you see him today please give him the evils and maybe throw something at him.
 
Let's take a minute to remember the good times.
 
I love you forever, my Shirley
 
Ronald
 
Goodbye