Windsor: Smell my laptop.
Dannii: What?
Windsor: Go on, smell my laptop.
Dannii: Smell it? Why?
Windsor: It smells really bad. I fucked it at the weekend.
Dannii (recoiling from laptop): You what?!
Windsor: No, not in an American Pie way.  I spilt wine in it.

Later, Windsor initiated the troubleshooting process with I.T. Tom. Note the sophisticated technical analysis of the reduced performance status of the multimedia hardware solution.