Sorry, but this is one of W2O's rare bitchy posts.
It could just be me but this poster seems so badly punctuated as to be almost incomprehensible.
What is a 'lightning Jack'?
And who is 'Trembled Scary Mary'?
Surely this should have been written:
"Save me from the lightning, Jack," trembled Scary Mary as she cuddled in tight.
See, now the language is clear, it's just the idea that is apparently willfully obscure.