As demonstrated by W+K’s own Louise Arnold at the LIA Awards earlier this week.

Tips:

1. Pretend to be someone else and pick up their award. (Lou pretended to be Chris Groom)

2. Be at least 3 feet taller than the award’s presenter (Ruby Wax)

3. Make triumphant gestures as you carry your award off-stage.

As previously noted, LIA was a very, very long ceremony. And, as the evening wore on, this took a bit of a toll on W+K revellers. Here’s Tapper napping.