If you’re an England fan, this is a particularly don’t-look-at-me-or-talk-to-me Monday morning.

This won’t get Rooney’s red rescinded, but here’s the second instalment of

Stu Pooh-Poohs The Blues,

a weekly podcast of bouncy inconsequence:

Download stu_poohpoohs_the_blues_2.mp3

(right click and save to your desktop – should be quicker than last week’s lardy effort)